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have you seen my snowman? - kunt and the gang lyrics

in the winter i like to go
out in the garden into the snow
if i see yellow snow i give it a miss
that’s where an animal has done a p*ss

but with the white snow i always go man
and build it up to make a snowman
but if there’s brown snow i don’t touch it
that’s where an animal has done a sh*t

have you seen my snowman?
he’s really cool
have you seen my snowman?
he’s five feet tall
have you seen my snowman?
i called him paul
he’s got b*ttons for his eyes
a carrot for his nose
stones for his mouth
a scarf round his neck
a lump of coal
for his *rs*hole
a courgette for his p*ck*r
and two snowb*lls

but then one morning the weather’s warm
i look out the window and my snowman’s gorn
i always go out in the garden and cry
i look to the heavens and i scream why?!!
have you seen my snowman?
he’s not here at all
have you seen my snowman?
he was five feet tall
have you seen my snowman?
now there’s just a pool
and some b*ttons on the ground
a carrot in some water
a little pile of stones
a soaking wet scarf
a lump of coal
like his *rs*hole
a limp courgette
and no snowb*lls

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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