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when's it okay to have a wank? - kunt and the gang lyrics

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my mate suddenly died with whom i played 5 a side
he was really quite a decent chap
but later that same eve, as i had a little grieve
i accidentally felt s*xy in my lap

i wouldn’t usually think twice about making myself feel nice
but this time it just didn’t seem right
for my seed to be released, with him so recently deceased
so i thought i’d leave it for another night

then as i sat alone, i thought with cause of death unknown
was it suicide or did he choke?
yes i want to pay respect but now my n0b’s fully erect
and it could be weeks before he’s up in smoke

when’s it ok to have a w*nk?
how long do you wait before you spank your plank?
i’m afraid the lines are blurred, should you wait till they’re interred
when’s it ok to have a w*nk?
i remember when my nan got splattered by that van
that was the time that upset me most
she’d survived the blitz but she ended up in bits
so i sellotaped some flowers to a lamp post

as i started to cry, a girl in shorts walked by
and i couldn’t help but have a little stare
as i stood there at the scene, i felt a stirring in my jean
and usually i’d have w*nked off then and there

but with my nan’s death on my mind, i think that you will find
i didn’t take my usual course of action
i wonder if mick jagger been bereaved, when the famous line was conceived
that he couldn’t get no satisfaction

so
when’s it ok to have a w*nk
how long did mick wait after brian jones sank
after brian drowned, did mick wait till he was in the ground
when’s it ok to have a w*nk?

when’s it ok to have a w*nk?
how long do you wait before you spank your plank?
when you’ve lost someone you cherished, how long do you wait after they’ve perished?
when’s it ok to have a w*nk?
if you don’t have a w*nk the pressure all builds up
and you end up k!lling prostitutes

- kunt and the gang lyrics

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