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gentleman's wash - kunt & the gang lyrics

last friday night i was due out on a date
but unfortunately i got home really late
i didn’t have time for a bath or a shower
there’s only one thing that could save us
it’s just like a shower but it’s over the sink
the only thing that get’s washed is shiny and pink
if there’s a possibility of f-ll-t– you have to make sure
that your kn-b doesn’t smell like quavers

a gentleman’s wash
a gentleman’s wash
if you think there’s half a chance
your c-ck might get a nosh
pull your pants to one side
wash the men that they hide
and that’s a little gentleman’s wash!

the other weekend i was out on the p-ss
when this girl who was w-nkered came and gave me a kiss
she said “i bet you’ve got a big kn-b ’cause you’ve got big hands”
just like peter shilton
but i’d come straight from footy and i thought my c-ck must stink
so i rushed to the bogs and flopped it out in the sink
i thought if i’m gonna get sucked off it’s only good manners to make sure
that my kn-b doesn’t smell like stilton

a gentleman’s wash
a gentleman’s wash
if you think there’s half a chance
your c-ck might get a nosh
pull back your skin
wash the helmet within
and that’s a little gentleman’s
have a little gentleman’s
that’s a little gentleman’s wash!

- kunt the gang lyrics

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