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1-800-get-hard (commercial) - kxng crooked & joell ortiz lyrics

[verse: kxng crooked]
i had an erection over four hours and i wasn’t even on no v**gr*
i was f*cking the rap game, i was drunk on the champagne
i was humping lady luck like i was up in a crab game
wasn’t rushing a d*mn thing
giving her the peter like pan from never never
i’m sorry miss jackson but i’m f*cking forever ever
she asked if i f*ck in the flood, whatever’s clever
i introduce you b*tches to no one like trevor never
i was ready when the moment was right and i wasn’t еven cialis
i was smoking cobb salad giving her weed d*ck
stoner with a bonеr
i woke up in arizona with winona my cojones on her shoulders like
on and on and on
blow the dice and roll em
show your wife the scr*t*m, give her the pole like a totem
i just bone ’em and disown ’em, crooked you so crazy
papa wasn’t home baby, too $hort raised me
toxic toxicology, my apology i f*cked you in socks and wallabies
i should probably chill
it’s not my policy, in tw*t i gotta be, you thots should follow me
dial 1*800*get*hard
over twenty million men have done it, it’s all right
dial 1*800*get*hard
and you can give your b*tch the d*ck all night
[outro]
call 1*800*get*hard
that’s 1*800*get*hard
results vary, side effects may include upset stomach, dry mouth, dizziness drowsiness, migraines and death for you soft n*ggas
all my real n*ggas put on some drill music and drill that p*ssy (brr)
get hard

- kxng crooked joell ortiz lyrics

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