a letter to santy claus - larry the cable guy lyrics

what the cr-p you gay saaannnty claus. you get on my p-ssing nerve. every christmas night while im drinking my millwalke. i hear some d-mn noise on my hose top. so you f-g stay away from house. and if you don’t i’ll beat the p-ss out of you.

from your wost fan,
trevor mckee