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dinosaur cookies - leslie fish lyrics

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[chorus]
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
beware!

[verse 1]
i didn’t gripe at scientists who cloned the sheep and cat
tissues, even organs, i can go along with that
but resurrecting dinosaurs, now that’s a bit too much
and now they’re really out of touch

[chorus]
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
beware!

[verse 2]
they cloned the stegosaurus, brontosaurus, and t*rex
the predators and herbivores of every size and s*x
but they weren’t earning bucks enough out in jurassic park;
commercialism lit the spark

[chorus]
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
beware!
[verse 3]
the leather, t**th, and bones they sell for prices you can’t beat
a single brontosaurus makes a hundred tons of meat
they’re cleaning up on fast food. they’ve really whacked the game
mcdonald’s doesn’t taste the same

[chorus]
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
beware!

[verse 4]
there’s brontosaurus burgers and there’s stegosaurus stew
diplodocus in dim sum, ichthyosaurus sushi too
they sell the lard for shortening when they’ve sold off the meat;
it’s in every processed food you eat

[chorus]
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
beware!

[bridge]
[verse 5]
that taste of oily lizard is in everything you’ll find
don’t ask about cholesterol; the grease can knock you blind
you have to shop the fancy stores to get any relief
so now i’m asking: “where’s the beef?”

[chorus]
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
beware!

[chorus]
one more time!
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
dinosaur cookies!
beware!

- leslie fish lyrics

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