i farted but it feels funny - lil celery lyrics
[intro]
*autistic moaning*
[verse 1]
tummy feelin’ grumbly gotta fart
lettin’ gas flow my cheeks part
i let the gas go it feel funny
in my pant leg it feel runny
stopped what i’m doing, work dropped
cause i sh*tted on myself, logs chopped
i get up, start walking to the door
the log slid out my jeans, fell to the floor!
uh huh!
[verse 2]
my name is smelvin
and i be smelling something fine
coming down the office line
coast is clear now it’s my time
finna l!cking on my lips
need my yummy p**py fix
smear it all over my face
take some home in my briefcase
lying on my counter is a creamy, stinky prize
sink my t**th into the pies
now i’m competing with flies
my friends at work they do not know
about my dookie fetish
chocolate rowing down my throat
now i feel replenished
[outro]
ooh p**p doo doo
p**py doo doo fight
mmm so yummy uhhh
ima slip on my sh*t
*slips*
*slurps sh*t*
uhhhhh
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