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cream cheese bagel - lil char.char lyrics

[intro]
ayy, little charchar, you in here? ahh

[chorus]
i went to the black market, i bought a kid
his name is fig, he’s really big
people call him chunky, i call him hunky
he’s a fat monkey, his face is really bumpy
he needs the cerave, i have to go take a wee
fig peed in a tree, he went wee
where is fig? i do not see
he drove off in his dodge challenger

[verse]
i drove down the street, i saw pete
he was kissin’ a dude, it looked just like my kid
i locked him away, he’s now g*y
i didn’t feed him for a while, now he’s a fat crocodilе
let’s talk about fig, he’s a fat pig
i locked him in a cagе full of more pigs
there was a girl pig, but he picked the boy pig
he is g*y, ha, pig
went back to the black market, i bought a pillowcase
in the pillowcase was a kid named mace
he had an ugly face, he had no grace
he was really slow*paced, just like fig, the fat pig
i saw fig on my favorite show, it’s called p*wn stars
he was selling his dodge charger that’s worth a lot of gold bars
he used those gold bars to pay me back at k*mart
i kidnapped him again and sold him on the black market
[bridge]
ayy, it’s little charchar here (ahh, doo*doo*da*doog, ahh, doo*doo*da*doog)
i just wanna say that fig is actually a pig (ahh, doo*doo*da*doog, doo, da*da*da*daa)
he’s not actually a child

[chorus]
i went to the black market, i bought a kid
his name is fig, he’s really big
people call him chunky, i call him hunky
he’s a fat monkey, his face is really bumpy
he needs the cerave, i have to take a wee
fig peed in a tree, he went wee
where is fig? i do not see
he drove off in his dodge challenger

- lil char char lyrics

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