
toughest battle, toughest soldier (skit) - lil clipz lyrics
friend : yo
lil clipz : yo
friend : what’s going on
lil clipz : didn’t you see?
friend : see what?
lil clipz : ***** making out with ******
friend : no
lil clipz : well they were
friend : man they been going at it for a while now
lil clipz : what the f*ck, you couldn’t tell me?
friend : i thought you knew
lil clipz : why would i know dumbass
friend : i don’t know, but you have to respect him for getting some sh*t
lil clipz : why the f*ck would i respect someone for kissing my girlfriend?
friend : he just tryna get some head. come on, let’s go back into the party
lil clipz : no
friend : aight, i’m gonna give you a minute come back when you want
the door opens and closes
lil clipz : hey siri
siri : what
lil clipz : what do i do, i don’t know what to do thats my bab*
siri : shut the f*ck up b*tch, i hate when you cry. listen this is good for you. i know it doesn’t feel like it right now, but if you go home i guarantee you will*
lil clipz : siri i don’t care about that right now, i just wan’t ******
siri : i know you want her, but think about it
lil clipz : about what?
siri : you just read about some kid who you saved by making songs about sh*tting your pants
lil clipz : so
siri : this is a sign from the gods
lil clipz : what do you mean
siri : sometimes sh*t happens because the universe has to prevent you from getitng what you think you want, so in result, you will focus your energy on success
lil clipz : siri you don’t believe this horoscope bullsh*t
siri : i don’t believe*
lil clipz : so why are you telling me this
siri : because i know you and eclippz and clipzgod will make it, it’s just this situation right here is saving you from flipping burgers at mcdonalds, you will realize that shortly
lil clipz : how and when
siri : how about this? go in there and just say how you feel. then after, you will feel f*cking amazing and you will go home and write this album
lil clipz : what about?
siri : today, and call it 2008 because that just sounds badass. alright?
lil clipz : alright. uh, what do i say?
siri : say what you feel?
lil clipz : alright. *deep exhale
lil clipz opens the door
friend : hey, your back!
lil clipz : f*ck off
friend : what
lil clipz : alright everybody listen up, i got some important sh*t to say
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