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i love hentai - lil panda (apandah) lyrics

yeah, why the f*ck is hentai so hot when i watch it??
like why do these 2d women make me wanna play with my c*ck bit?
and the most beautiful j*panese animation of them all
is the one where the titties are big and assh0l*s are small

now, i don’t like it when a guy narrates over my hentai
cause frankly hearing that sh*t makes me honestly want to die
i live in my moms bas*m*nt and i don’t know what to do with my life
and at this rate, i don’t think i’ll ever find a wife
but when i’m feeling sad i can just jack my d*ck off to some hentai
and i’m not gonna lie this is the best sh*t ever
like* this can turn you d*ck into the most effective air*compressor

i wonder who was the god who made hentai heaven
or drew all these 2d women wearing lululemon
i mean i swear i pray to that sh*t every single f*cking day
those hentai thighs? mm mm! those f*cking hentai babes!
i cut too much holes in my body pillow for my d*ck
and now it just stands up on its own like a wet, soggy fishstick

the only interaction with a real woman i’ve ever had
was my mom slapping my asscheeks because she was really mad
cause i was watching too much hentai and i was making too much noise
she accidentally overheard the groaning and moaning and i said “whoa, that was an accident, i didn’t mean it.”
and then she confiscated my computer 🙁
i still watch hentai on my wii u though, so really who lost, mom?
(i love me some hentai)
(i love me some hentai)
(i love me some hentai)

no but for real though, hentai is pretty hot

- lil panda apandah lyrics

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