
diss to myself - lil shooe lyrics
the only thing i pull is a door that said push
even my ai girlfriend broke up with me
i lost to a rap battle to a parrot at the zoo
took an l so bad even siri said ew
i texted my crush she replied new phone who dis
my reflection swiped left man i can’t catch a fix
i lost a staring contest to a mannequin
tried to flex online got banned again
i brought a knife to a pillow fight and still lost
even my shadow walked out said you’re not worth the cost
i texted a chatbot and got ghosted mid*reply
even my hoodie don’t wanna be seen when i walk by
i once got scammed by a free trial sign
now my bank laughs еvery time i try to buy
i challengеd a roomba to a race and still lost
dropped my new mixtape and my speaker turned off
tried to spit game but i bit my own tongue
even my dreams be telling me you dumb
i once rage*quit chess against myself
still managed to lose now i question my health
typed how to win and got autocorrected to stop
even google said bro just get a job
i tripped over wifi that ain’t even real
my therapist quit said bro i need to heal
i opened a bag of chips with scissors and still missed
even my mirror just sighs like not this
yuh yuh yuh
so um i just got outta the gas station and uh an alligator bit my snake off
so that was a fun start to my morning
my pet snake has diabetes he left me he called me stinky
got a girl no wait a boy no wait no wait no wait i’m still a single toy
yeah my mirror still hates me my dad still hates me my brother is stinky but he still hates me
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