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dont never not stay in school song. - littleflecks lyrics

[intro
this is why you should never stay in school

[verse 1: littleflecks
in school they taught me ’bout the past and history
maths and literacy with stacks of sh*t to read!
the laws of physics have been batterd into me!
the laws of this country though? that’s a mystery!

[verse 2: jay chay
they taught me how to times by two
but they never taught me how to tie my shoes
i can calculate my hypotenuse
wait where’s the class on how to wipe my poo?
i’ve been wearing daipers since i was two

[verse 3: littleflecks
i memorised what perecent of king henry’s wives were sent to die!
but got evicted cuz the rents were high and i couldn’t measure what percent of my wages that i should set aside!

[verse 4: jay chay, *littleflecks*, **both**
**my teacher never taught me** that the moon wasn’t small
all this time i thought it was the size of a ball
it’s actually the size of a really big mall. *(stop!)*
and he never said “don’t eat paint off the wall.” *(stop!)*
why don’t they tell you during peek*a*boo
they’re behind their hands they don’t just go poof!
[verse 5: littleflecks
taxes!
how do they work!
what do you do??
no, that time was better spent shooting hoops!!

[interlude: jay chay
everyone knows about taxes, dingus: just calculate them from your w2s or your 1099s

[verse 6: jay chay
they never taught me how to tell the time
what time is it right now? eleventy five
they never taught me how to feed my dog
then my dog dies ‘cuz i didn’t realise then i cried
they never taught me how to end a song

- littleflecks lyrics

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