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hey yo, new lonely island. two-thousand eleven. let’s get ’em kiv!
hey yo my d-ck don’t work, that sh-t is soft as a pillow
my girlie lookin’ at me like “you for real, dude?”

hey yo hold up, hold up. we gotta come harder than that, yo tell ’em andy!
i think there might be somthin’ wrong with my d-ck
it’s like a melted stick of b-tter, so soft that it can’t feel the rubber

hey yo come on man, this is lonely island, people are countin’ on us
i gotta write all these motherf-ckers myself (woo)
hey yo i think i broke my d-ck in the sink
it’s so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playing rugby

hold up, hold up, this is serious, kiv, let ’em know
yo for real, i suffer from stinky d-ck
every time i take a p-ss it smells just like sh-t

ha ha, yeah that’s what i’m talking about
andy, show them how it’s done
my d-ck looks like the fat that you cut off a steak
smashed in like my b-lls went ‘n stepped on a rake

lonely island, grammy nominated, yeah. hit ’em again
yo, straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
i was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my d-ck

we make too much money for this sh-t, murder music
i sh-t the bed ’cause my d-ck played a prank on my b-tt (hit ’em)
straight crept when i slept an stuck a laxative up

suppository music
what y’all know about incontinence?
i got hepat-tis c from horse, but no confusion (yeah)
it wasn’t from the s-x, it was a blood transfusion

what? motherf-cker got horse blood, what y’all got?
i write freaky fan fiction where cartoons f-ck
got cgi garfield lickin’ marmaduke’s nuts

whoa, i would like to see that! this is that garfield s-x music. now y’all just showin’ off. preach!
i got a friend named reggie who lives down at the dump (tell ’em)
every other week i swing by and bring him some lunch

oh! now that just sounds nice.
imma call it right there, game over, motherf-ckers.
lonely island, we started this fake rap sh-t, the world needs us!

- lonely island lyrics

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