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grandpa - loonagooner lyrics

[intro: wimble the goblin]
he got the bacon and pancakes, he got the pan, this beat is produced by black sans

[verse 1: loonagooner]
h*llo grandpa, hope i’m not a huge bother
i’ve got signs and now i’m tryna spend my guala
you got the thousands, but do you have all the smart stuff
you can kick me out, like alex did to guava (ay!)

[chorus: loonagooner]
i know grandpa gonna find me and k!ll me
hope that grandpa gonna try and be chill with me
’cause now that grandpa has let his guard down
i’ll beat him a little bit hard now
now, now

[post*chorus 1: count dracula, (coingamer)]
mr. grandpa, hanging with that shotgun
i heard the weapon is outlawed in the capital state of arkansas
i hail from the state, i’ve never been in toronto
but maybe if i hear from your daughter, you won’t seem likе such an *rs*hole
(we out hеre, we out here)

[verse 2: coingamer]
i’ve shown my grandpa these bars, he had a heart attack
i got tyler begging to get on my track
i know you want that fairy, you wanna see that rack
but i got your feelings hurtin’ more than chiaura’s back
the only mentions i miss is your name in my diss
instead i’m taking the p*ss and got you feeling like chris chan
try hating on this, man, you can’t, you c*nt
you a zero out of ten, you know you feel like a country wide thread
i don’t know how to make that make sense
but i’m still the boss, i’m here to p*ss you off
like horse with icp, and that is just a joke
so don’t crash out and k!ll me
’cause i still got all that money from when i was your lawyer
you say that’s kinda scummy, so call me tom sawyer like rush
i’m your girl’s crush, but she doesn’t know i’m gay so please won’t you get her off
i leave her in shock, like funkytown or watching funkytown gore
he won’t want that name anymore
i go big like the b00bs on horsebait, you’re very late
cl!ck cl!ck, sky clips, striking, jelly hate
cookie cutter rhymes you on
and i don’t f*ck with cookies, ’cause i’m not damien or kaybee
they not my bookies, so stick it up your ass and die from congitus
you put sh*t out for free, but people still pirate
cunk’s out
[chorus: loonagooner]
i know grandpa gonna find me and k!ll me
hope that grandpa gonna try and be chill with me
’cause now that grandpa has let his guard down
i’ll beat him a little bit hard now
now, now

[verse 3: loonagooner]
hey there grandpa, heard ya wanna k!ll me
i’m not even part of this god d*mn family
i try to hide from the barrel in your hands
i will escape through the gaping hole laid on your plans

[post*chorus 2: loonagooner]
(you not my dad, you, you not my dad)
(you not my dad, you, you not my dad)
you truly wack and you on some that crack
how are you my grandpa? how are you my grandpa?!
[verse 4: loonagooner]
oh dear god, holy f*ck!
this grandpa has got a gun
he is gonna k!ll me
’cause i stole his denture gums
today is an off day, for your job, but not me
i’ll play some ps3 and get off your plotting
but turns out that grandpa has hired firing squad
because he is racist and see me as a dog
i don’t know what’s his prob, if only mom and dad were here
then i wouldn’t be living in fear of the people i hold dear

[post*chorus 3: loonagooner]
i have found my way inside of a walmart
looks like grandpa has his shotty on full lock
now he’s looking for the nearest golf club
some blue haired b*tch has caught him by his greasy b*lls

[outro: grandpa]
aye, aye, i told ya
i told ya i have a gun
i told ya i had the f*ckin’ gun with me
you try and get me, i’m gonna f*ckin’ blast ya
ya stupid woke ass, ya woke ass tiktokers
ya gettin’ away from me, [?], f*ck ya
f*ck ya, go away

- loonagooner lyrics

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