the father was a fondler - lymphatic phlegm lyrics

there is a light at the end of the tunnel and it is
illuminating a small playground
every morning father mckracken gives himself a pep talk
a way to motivate himself to get through another day
without boyflesh
the secret to his success, is preparation.
being ready when the urge strikes, he keeps a jelly
filled stress ball within reach
when he feels the need to fondle… something