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blame canada - marc shaiman lyrics

sheila: times have changed
our kids are getting worse
they won’t obey their parents
they just want to fart and curse!
sharon: should we blame the government?
liane: or blame society?
dads: or should we blame the images on tv?
sheila: no, blame canada
everyone: blame canada
sheila: with all their beady little eyes
and flapping heads so full of lies
everyone: blame canada
blame canada
sheila: we need to form a full -ssault
everyone: it’s canada’s fault!
sharon: don’t blame me
for my son stan
he saw the d-mn cartoon
and now he’s off to join the klan!
liane: and my boy eric once
had my picture on his shelf
but now when i see him he tells me to f-ck myself!
sheila: well, blame canada
everyone: blame canada
sheila: it seems that everything’s gone wrong
since canada came along
everyone: blame canada
blame canada
copy guy: they’re not even a real country anyway
ms. mccormick: my son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
everyone: should we blame the matches?
should we blame the fire?
or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
sheila: heck no!
everyone: blame canada
blame canada
sheila: with all their hockey hullabaloo
liane: and that b-tch anne murray too
everyone: blame canada
shame on canada
for…
the sm-t we must stop
the trash we must bash
the laughter and fun
must all be undone
we must blame them and cause a fuss
before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

- marc shaiman lyrics

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