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dick is a predicament - marcia belsky lyrics

(talking)

[intro/chorus]
my d*ck is a predicament
my d*ck is a predicament

(talking)

[verse 1]
i’ve developed a profound new respect for
women in their lives
women in their lives
this concept didn’t exist before 2005
(i’ve never heard of it)
(did you? nope)
[verse 2/pre*chorus]
my d*ck is a predicament
president bush would like to apologize to anyone he offended when he patted them on the b*tt
most women knеw that it was a joke
that’s hw, not w, but w still committed crimes

[chorus]
my d*ck is a prеdicament
my d*ck is a predicament

[outro]
garrison keillor said “isn’t it ironic that i’m being fired for a story when i’ve told so many stories on the radio”
garrison, what the f*ck does that mean?
he also said “we were friends, we were friends, we were friends, we were friends until she sued me, now we’re not”
i guess now they’re not
i’ve decided to live my life as a g*y man (woah, woah)
that’s how [?] apologized
’cause when you’re caught
molesting teen boys just divert and imply that being g*y is a choice
(and the same as being a pedophile, yes! good for you)
’cause his d*ck is a predicament
his d*ck is a predicament, ps
if you’re looking for a holiday favorite
may i suggest this recipe for cinnamon rolls
made from pills [?], pizza dough
thank you {?] brutality

- marcia belsky lyrics

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