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10 things i hate in videogames - mark the hammer lyrics

look at all these sh*tty games
they make me go insane
i feel diarrhea in my veins
but i just can’t stay away
because, sh*tty games are my whole world
yeah, even if it sounds absurd
listen, no need to say any word
just raise your hands and flip the bird

what a sh*t! load of f*ck!
what a big sh*t! load of f*ck! (is)
what a sh*t! load of f*ck!
what a big sh*t! load of f*ck! (fu*u*uck)
what a sh*t! load of f*ck!
what a big sh*t! load of f*ck! (is)
what a sh*t! load of f*ck!
what a big sh*t! load of f*ck!

hey, yo, let me explain
ten things i hate in videogames:

number ten, useless weapons like
the f*ckin’ cane in jekyll & hyde
number nine, my b*lls are falling
’cause undеrwater levels arе f*ckin’ boring
eight, like i hate quick time events
it’s like watching the game playing with itself
number seven, when tutorial sessions
are harder than the game
they f*ckin’ driving me insane (aaah!)
escort missions at number six
when the npcs they be dumb as sh*t
or when you find a cutscene that can’t be skipped
that’s number five, let’s crank up the diarrhea dial
it’s now time for number four
hittin’ the motherf*cking invisible wall
i’m triggering a stroke at number three
when i pay for a game locked behind dlcs
number two, long ass loading screens
by the time it comes on, i already fell asleep
and last but not least at number one
when you pause the game and the music won’t stop
f*ck!

what… were… they… thinking??!!

fu* fu*fu*f*ck* fu* fu*fu*f*ck*
fu* fu*fu*f*ck* f*ck, f*ck, sh*t!
fu* fu*fu*f*ck* fu* fu*fu*fu*
fu* fu*fu*f*ck* f*f*ck, sh*t!
fu* f*f*ck* fu* fu*fu*f*ck*
sh*t* sh*t* f*ck, sh*t, sh*t!
fu* fu*fu*f*ck*
fu* fu*fu*f*ck* f*ck, f*ck, sh*t!

- mark the hammer lyrics

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