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coop sucks (skit) - martian lyrics

[skit]
mini coop: dude, i’m on the f-cking news. holy sh-t
news intro: new news. news. news. news.
news anchor: we’re here with some breaking news. mini coop’s upcoming alb-m, lift off, has come under fire as skeptics say it’s going to be quote, “literally the worst thing to happen to hip-hop.” we’re now getting a call from australian artist 360 to discuss the issue. 360, what are your thoughts?
mini coop (collision): woah, woah, woah. what?! the f-ck?! dude, 360. come on
360: yes, yeah, i know mini coop. [?] i mean, he’s—he’s—like he’s cool—like, you know, he’s cool. he’s all musical and sh-t, and that’s—that’s, you know, he does his thing, but, i mean… what kind of f-ckhead plays guitar? you know? like… who plays piano? i mean—yeah, he raps, yeah. i mean rapping’s cool, but, everything else is pretty, you know. what about, i even heard he plays the drums!
mini coop (collision): f-ckin’ right he does! he’s gonna tell all these -rs-holes this is bullsh-t! what? dude. jesus christ. ah, man, f-ck this.

- martian lyrics

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