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albuquerque polka - mathias world lyrics

[verse 1]
way back when i was just a little bitty boy
living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the bas*m*nt of the house
half a block down the street from jerry’s bait shop
you know the place

[verse 2]
that’s when i swore that someday
someday i would get outta that bas*m*nt and travel to a magical, far away place
where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
and the towels are oh so fluffy

[verse 3]
you know, i’d never been on a real airplane before
and i gotta tell ya, it was really great
except that i had to sit between two large albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
and the little kid in back of me kept throwin’ up the whole time
the flight attendants ran out of dr. pepper and salted peanuts
and the in*flight movie was bio*dome with pauly shore

[verse 4]
we*
’till finally i arrived at the world famous albuquerque holiday inn
where the towels are oh so fluffy
but i made a solemn vow right then and there that i would not rest
i would not sleep for an instant until the one*nostrilled man was brought to justice
but first, i decided to buy some donuts
[verse 5]
i ran out into the street with these flesh*eating weasels all over my face
wavin’ my arms all around and just runnin’, runnin’, runnin’
like a constipated wiener dog
and as luck would have it, that’s exactly when i ran into the girl of my dreams
her name was zelda

[verse 6]
anyway, things really started lookin’ up for me
because about a week later, i finally achieved my lifelong dream
that’s right, i got me a part*time job at the sizzler

[verse 7]
say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
this guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn’t had a bite in three days
well, i knew what he meant
but just to be funny, i took a big bite out of his jugular vein
yodel*odel*ay*hee*hoo

[verse 8]
i stay out too late
got nothing in my brain
that’s what people say, mhm
that’s what people say, mhm
’cause the players gonna play. play, play, play, play
(albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque)
and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
(albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque)
baby, i’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
i shake it off, shake it off
[outro]
querque, querque
albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque
albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque, albuquerque
albuquerque

- mathias world lyrics

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