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romantic golf song? - matt rose (youtube) lyrics

[verse 1: stranger 1, stranger 2]
hi?
do you come here often?
(f*ck, this is hard)
i came here to golf then?
(gotta rhyme sh*t)
you swung your putter at my kneecap?
you tore your meniscus and gave me a wee slap?
i guess you thought i had a gun?
but your backhand gave my heart a hole in one?
(sh*t, that’s a good one)

[interlude 1: stranger 1, stranger 2, matt rose]
(ok hold on)
(you start the next verse)
(i know)
just gonna quickly interject– matt rose here again
at no point have i asked them to sing a song about golf
there is no reason that they’re restricting themselves to singing about golf

[verse 2: stranger 1, stranger 2]
i never knew a man could squeal and fall on his ass?
i guess the tiny b*lls at mini golf aren’t only on the grass?
(pffft)
i reach down and pull you off the*eh rough?
d*mnit, could to truly be true love
*could this truly be true love
*?
i never thought i’d find my true romance?
p*ss and blood, smeared on those white cargo pants?
lets turn round at the back nine, take our golf cart back get some cheese and wine?
(f*ck give me a minute)
(i have a good finisher but i need the start of it)
(yeah this sh*t is hard)
whats in your head, you’re makin me wonder; give me you wedge down in your bunker?
[interlude 2: stranger 1, stranger 2]
xd this is terrible
it’s good. shame i have to look up sh*t about a game i’ve never played
do you think this is enough to appease the op?
i mean you can finish whatever verse you’re writing
but i should go and draw cause i been procrastinating all day

[outro: stranger 1]
could i even imagine the love that he feels? as he grabs his club and aims at the hole in my hills?
(that’s pretty much me)

- matt rose youtube lyrics

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