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if that band was a horse i'd shoot it - max levine ensemble lyrics

– hey listeners, this is me, ben weasel. i’ve got your
back buddy. we have so much ground to cover and so little
time.
– we’re gonna play you the max levine ensemble…
– the worst band in the world!
– yes!
– i’ve heard the max levine ensemble…
– and if you walk away from the songs we play for you
thinking “it’s not good rock and roll, it’s great rock
and roll,” then i think you should have your head checked
frankly.
– i think you should have your ears checked.
– your ears should be ripped off and a screwdriver poked
through to see if there’s brain matter in there, because
quite frankly, i have this round face, with a potato
nose, and i’m 41 years old now, can’t grow a mustache.
– you’re in a lot better shape than boggsy.
– i know you think that. you’re wrong and i’m sorry for
you. you can do anything, cuz you’re really good looking,
ok.
– you and i like a lot of great young bands, the
leftovers, the guts. i’ve never heard anything by the max
levine ensemble that i thought was worth listening to
again.
– you had been listening to the greatest hits of u2.
explain yourself and we can go from there.
– well i didn’t shower today, so i smell.

- max levine ensemble lyrics

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