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christmas vacation - mc chris lyrics

hey! if any of you are looking for any last*minute gift ideas for me, i have one. i’d like frank shirley, my boss, right here tonight. i want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on melody lane with all the other rich people, and i want him brought right here! with a big ribbon on his head! and i want to look him straight in the eye, and i want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no*good, rotten, four*flushing, low*life, snake*l!cking, dirt*eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood*sucking, dog*kissing, brainless, d*ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat*ass, bug*eyed, stiff*legged, spotty*lipped, worm*headed sack of monkey sh*t he is! hallelujah! holy sh*t! where’s the tylenol?

it’s that time, christmastime is here
everybody knows there’s not a better time of year
hear that sleigh, santa’s on his way
hip*hop hooray for christmas vacation
gotta ton of stuff to do to celebrate
now it’s getting closer, i can’t wait
gonna make this holiday as perfect as can be
just wait and see this christmas vacation
this old house, sure is looking good
got ourselves the finest snowman in the neighborhood
ain’t it fun, always on the run
that’s how it’s done on christmas vacation
let’s all deck the halls and light the lights
get a toasty fire burning bright
give saint nick the warmest welcome
that he’s ever had this christmas vacation
and when the nights are peaceful and serene
we can cuddle up and do our christmas dreaming
peace and joy and love are everywhere
you can feel the magic in the air
let the spirit of the season carry us away
hip*hop hooray this christmas vacation

fa la la la la and ho ho ho
jingle jangle jingle as we go
fa la la la la and ho ho ho
jingle jangle jingle as we go
did i trouble you miss
i’m clark w grizz
i am not wordy
little pervy
perky wife, nerdy kids, i plan out little trips
like my dear old daddy once did
but f*ck tradition, their b*tchin’ has got me
wishin’ i snipped, we’re not a modern family
not a bunch of munsters
a daddy sadly driving, queen wagon family truckster
an economic awesome maxi, if you’re in your room relaxin’
playing power station on your walkman, way back in the backseat
been to so many locations that i can’t decide the best
i have so many addictions, mainly gambling and s*x
hot ladies let the losers pass, but they see me and say
hot rod! hotties got me eating piece of pb and j
whether you live in coolidge, kansas
or you own caesar’s palace, family helps us manage
when middle management’s callous
there’s grief, struggle, trials and tribulations
we’ll f*ck with the chicago one, he’s obviously on vacation

christmas vacation
christmas vacation
christmas vacation
christmas vacation
christmas vacation
christmas vacation
we’re so glad it’s christmas vacation

- mc chris lyrics

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