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country - mic drop monday no.17 - mc hammersmith lyrics

[verse 1: mc hammersmith]
she pulled up in her pick*up truck just last week
looking so beautiful, stylish and sweet
a pretty little red thing i’d like to f*ck
to be clear i’m talking about the truck
because women can leave you which is scary and frightening
but truck’s can’t betray you and your power’s exciting
she said ”what’s our first date venue you’ve chose?”
i said ”a hilltop accessible only by road”
to spend more time inside it ‘cos her truck was so s*xy
i purposefully navigated us incorrectly
so when she hopped out just to ask for directions
my pants bulged up with a trucker’s erection
while she was gone i totally cracked
i dropped the tailgated and dumped my payload in the back
i was of course arrested but the police did stick me
in the back seat of a brand new ford f*150
that was the plan all along

- mc hammersmith lyrics

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