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dirty zelda rap - mic drop monday no.39 - mc hammersmith lyrics

[intro * mc hammersmith]

do a dirty zelda rap?
no, why would i…

[verse 1]

hey! listen! my zelda rap music
gets women so hot they need goron tunics
the ladies turned on when i’m doing a bar
they feel that tingle: koo loo loompah!
zo many big chests all over my maps
it’s like a slashed a cucco: i’m surrounded by flaps
your girl says ” target me with your hookshot”
“then smash me against the wall like i’m a pot”
i become wooden when that mask’s on tight
whip out my big h*rn then she blows my deku pipes
your girls “finding my rupee’s your goal”
so i slash through that grass and jump down her hole
your girl grabs my master sword at the hilt
because she big quivers for my lon lon milk
so me and my boys, your girl we do plеasure
we link up and give hеr that four swords adventure
get her so wet that her haunches tremble
i’ve renamed her bedroom the water temple
she says “i like like to swallow”
so i explode in her mouth just like king dodongo

- mc hammersmith lyrics

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