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i lied on my resume (now i’m ceo) - meatbag & machine lyrics

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[verse 1]
said i was “proficient” in excel
that’s not the truth, but they can’t tell
claimed i knew french—oui, ça va
but i learned that phrase from a wine bottle, ha!

[pre*chorus]
but they bought it all, called me in
now i’m in a meeting with a nervous grin
they’re looking at me like i know what to do
so i nod, and i point, and i hope i pull through

[chorus]
oh, i lied on my resume, now i’m ceo
didn’t mean for it to go this far, oh no!
i girl*bossed a little too close to the sun
now i feel like icarus, but it’s been a good run

[verse 2]
they asked for reports, so i made a graph
it’s just random numbers, but they still clapped!
had a big speech, i just spoke in quotes
from pinterest posts and fortunе notes

[pre*chorus]
i can’t believе where i’m at right now
running a company, i don’t know how
fake it ’til you make it, but once you’re there
you have to keep faking, and living on a prayer
[chorus]
oh, i lied on my resume, now i’m ceo
didn’t mean for it to go this far, oh no!
i girl*bossed a little too close to the sun
now i feel like icarus, but it’s been a good run

[verse 3]
i don’t even know what this company makes
but i know we’re top 3 in the united states
that worries me because this feels quite big
and i feel kinda useless—just a figurehead

[pre*chorus]
i feel paranoid, like i might get found out
will they realize i’m a high school dropout?
i come in everyday, and i make that dough
i blame people under me for what i don’t know

[chorus]
oh, i lied on my resume, now i’m ceo
didn’t mean for it to go this far, oh no!
i girl*bossed a little too close to the sun
now i feel like icarus, but it’s been a good run

[verse 4]
i finally figured out why this company’s big
it’s a weapons manufacturing government gig
how’d i get hired? that’s a security breach!
i think i’m gonna fire that hiring team
[bridge]
now i’ve got a corner office with a city view
a secretary asks, “what should we do?”
i say, “we need to synergize with the department of defense.”
then she just nods like that made sense

[chorus]
oh, i lied on my resume, now i’m ceo
didn’t mean for it to go this far, oh no!
i girl*bossed a little too close to the sun
now i feel like icarus, but it’s been a good run

[final chorus]
oh, i lied on my resume, now i’m ceo
i’ve got stock options, and a portfolio
i girl*bossed a little too close to the sun
now i’m out here, playin’ corporate speedrun!

- meatbag machine lyrics

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