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true grit - meatmen lyrics

my wife laments-i drink! i’m cr-ss!
plug my teenage daughter in the —
please do not of house ch-r-s, dearest, speak
cuz the truck pull derby is this week
i’m a sc-mbag-i know what i like
plodding loony on my harley d. bike
bowling league and a dozen beer runs
snowmobiling over bunnies is fun
my four-wheeler is 60 feet high
“jack” and cokes in the morning, spouse cries
poaching wildlife for personal gain
gunaholic commie-hatin’ insane!
when i get all hostile, in a snit
i’m true blue dirtball-i am true grit!
when i shine my piece it gets real stiff
i’m a nasty, -ss-kickin’ pr-ck when i get miffed!
shooting pool at “white trash magnet lanes”
flirt with boozy, sleazy, bleachy dames
i was weaned on my dad’s sphincter ring
ten years old before i said a thing
i’m a redneck-i know what i like
death for fudge-packin’ h-m-s and dyk-s
equal rights for the wenches? no way!
mother, guts, god and ronnie’s ok
got a case of pabst soaked in me gourd
got my “action slacks” from montgomery wards
poaching wildlife for personal gain
gunaholic commie-hatin’ insane!
when i get all hostile, in a snit
i’m true blue dirtball-i am true grit!
when i shine my piece it gets real stiff
i’m a nasty, -ss-kickin’ pr-ck when i get miffed!

- meatmen lyrics

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