dunderbeck - michael rosen (author) lyrics
oh once there was a butcher
his name was dunderbeck
he made such tasty sausages
that no one would suspect
whatever chance to pass in reach of dunderbeck’s machine
would flavor the butcher’s sausages
and never more be seen
oh dunderbeck
oh dunderbeck
how could you be so mean?
to ever have invented
the sausage meat machine
now long*tailed rats and p*ssycats
scrawny fat and lеan
they’ll all be ground to sausage mеat
in dunderbeck’s machine
one sunny day a little boy came walking in the store
he bought a pound sausages
and made towards the door
then he began to whistle
he whistled up a tune
the sausages
they jumped
they barked
they danced around the room
today the thing got busted
the darned thing wouldn’t go
and dunderbeck he crawled inside
to see what made it so
his wife came walking in just then from shopping in the street
she brushed against the starting rod
and dunderbeck was meat
bang
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