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prosecutor's song - michel legrand lyrics

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(the prosecutor emerges from under isabelle’s balcony.)

[prosecutor]
i always bolt the door
in case she flies the coop
you see, i’m not a total nincomp**p
she is twenty*six
and i am forty*two
and so i lock her in
well, wouldn’t you?

best to keep your chattels
under lock and key
best to guard your private property
if i found some dog
was sniffing ’round my wife
then i’d send the b*st*rd down for life

nonetheless, i must confess
i slip away at half past ten
oh, by the way, did i convey
that i’m the prosecutor general?

isabelle is sweet
and does her best to please
but still, i have my secret fantasies
someone who can cook
and moves a bit in bed
that’s what i imagine in my head
having wined and dined
perhaps i might consort with ladies of the night
and find a floozy who can order me about
someone with stilettos and a whip
who’ll make me grovel, make me strip
and as i’m taunted and abused

i can resemble the accused
who’s in the dock
a*tremble at his fate
i’ll cower like a common reprobate

every single time
i’m beaten by a wh0re
i go to court and even up the score!

- michel legrand lyrics

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