28 hours a day - midnight brown lyrics
[verse 1]
pick up dry cleaning
wax the cat traps
conduct blind taste test between b-tter and margarine
sabotage police speed trap near the high school
watch slow-motion tapes of the cobra clutch
stare at a telephone pole and hope it catches on fire
write “shuttlec-ck” backwards on forehead
buy apple soda at the dollar store
[chorus]
twenty eight hours a day
suicide, the pirate play
twenty eight hours a day
take my life away
[verse 2]
steal mail from back of mail truck
call smokey the bear a liar
start garbage fire
develop cure for the measles
cross-check obituaries with junior high yearbooks
invent a new number that goes between two and three
pay the light bill
finish proton accelerator
[chorus]
twenty eight hours a day
this is the only way
twenty eight hours a day
spend it all in the shade
[verse 3]
try to invent speed boat that will work on land
start donnybrook in front of coffee store
make bonsai tree out of poker chips
electrify mailbox for a rude surprise
re-paint the bathroom
grow rap video hair
write nasty letter to prince charles
sharpen spoon on floor of garage
[chorus]
twenty eight hours a day
the kids all think i’m crazy
twenty eight hours a day
stare at pictures of tina fey
[verse 4]
field strip clock radio
guess kenny rogers’ phone number
punch out neighbours’ windows
buy more snake from jerry
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