the oatmeal song - mike birbiglia lyrics
–christian rock–
i woke up in the morning
and i got myself some oatmeal
and i put some raisins on it and
christ is god
christ is god
god, god, god…
–jewish rock–
i woke up in the morning
and i got myself some lox and bagels
and i put some cream cheese on them and
christ isn’t god
he’s just not god
he’s a really nice guy but don’t get carried away…
–atheist rock–
i woke up in the morning
and i got myself a whole box of cinnamon toast crunch
’cause i just don’t care anymore
and there is no god
sorry about that
your grandma’s in the ground and her soul’s stayin’ there…
–agnostic rock–
i woke up in the morning
and i got myself some organic wheat puffs
and i put some soy milk on them and
there might be a god
there’s really no way to know
he might be a fish or he might be a spoon…
all i wanted was a song about oatmeal
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