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ploughing a troll - miracle of sound lyrics

there once was a farmer from old flotsam town
who was tired of sowing his seeds on the ground
he went for a wander and walked till the dawn
till a wanton old she troll he stumbled upon
and a hey-ho he’s ploughing a troll!
the gods only know how the key fits the hole
around in the stinking great den they did roll
and a hey-ho he’s ploughing a troll!
the farmer he knew it was love at first sight
they ploughed through the morning and into the night
with t–th rotten black and a rank leather hide
this hideous creature his b-st–l bride
and a hey-ho he’s ploughing a troll!
the gods only know how the key fits the hole
a cavernous cave for his puny old pole
and a hey-ho he’s ploughing a troll!
after time his excitement it started to droop
he groaned at her farts and her cold onion soup
the troll fixed his eye with a scowl made of stone
and when the guards came around all they found were his bones
and a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
the gods only know how the key fit the hole
no burial mound and no rest for his soul
because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
and a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
the gods only know how the key fit the hole
a dirty auld tale from the bed to the bowl
because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
ploughing a troll

- miracle of sound lyrics

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