dumb ways to con - misbehavin' maidens lyrics
[verse 1]
stop for pictures at the top of the stairs
try to l!ck all of the vendor wares
rush a panel room when you’re told to wait
tell a xenomorph you wanna procreate
[chorus]
dumb ways to con
so many dumb ways to con
dumb ways to co*o*on
so many dumb ways to con
[verse 2]
keep a tribble as a pet
sell a vial of chris evans’ sweat
enter the pokemon tourny with all bidoof
do a barrel roll off the hotel roof
[chorus]
dumb ways to con
so many dumb ways to con
dumb ways to co*o*on
so many dumb ways to con
[verse 3]
challenge a wookiee to a fight
smoke a cigarette and set your wig alight
go to the larp with a sharpened sword
throw some chimichangas at a deadpool horde
[chorus]
dumb ways to con
so many dumb ways to con
dumb ways to co*o*on
so many dumb ways to con
[verse 4]
yell spoilers at the game of thrones shoot
tell an alucard his carmen sandiеgo’s cute
go to the rave whеn you’re feeling faint
hug somebody while in unsealed body paint
[chorus]
dumb ways to con
so many dumb ways to con
dumb ways to co*o*on
so many dumb ways to con
[bridge]
agree to a group skit without committing…
watch all of evangelion in one sitting…
go all weekend without taking a shower
chug energy drinks and just live in the game room
blow your money on swag and forget food’s important
they may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[final chorus]
the dumbest ways to con
the dumbest ways to con
dumb ways to con*o*oooooonnn…
so many dumb
so many dumb ways to con…
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