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old fucking grandpa - mister rap lyrics

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[intro: old f*cking grandpa, mister rap]

*grandpa noises*
*grandpa coughing*
susway feces.com
grandpa, shut the f*ck, i’m trying to rap
shut the f*ck up!

[verse 1: mister rap, old f*cking grandpa]

flying walrus in the sky
everybody is gonna die
i banged my hea–
*grandpa cancer noises*
grandpa
gra*
grandpa, shut the f*ck up, you’re gonna die aaaaaaaaaaaah!

[verse 2: mister rap]

oops, sorry guys
my grandpa is really good at cancer
he’s already at stage ninety eight
he also beats up kids that are at the age of eight
so do i, but i only look after the ones named “nate”
erm, hold on guys. let me just see what rhymes with ninety eight
*keyboard noises*
your search: euyryr3o8uyfodyfg,fyeritufoqernftefietyfbrv987ert8iryfhei8ofghidfjhjmvhfgi784rtybq
f*ck you, google!

[verse 3: mister rap]

guys i just figured out my grandpa died
not because of his chronical lung cancer
but his 9/11 flight
i am very sad now, he was very good at baking cookies
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa–

hold on guys, let me get another verse for my keyboard

[bridge: mister rap’s keyboard]

*keyboard’s verse*

[outro: mister rap]

did i just hear a f*cking discord ping?
f*ck off! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa–

- mister rap lyrics

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