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i don't want no cybersex - mojo nixon and the toadliquors lyrics

well i wanna taste your motherboard
l!ck your scuzzy drive
honey, when you feel me power up
there won’t be intel inside
there’s a laptop or a lapdance
honey, you gotta decide
are you gonna go for the gusto
or stay online and hide

well this redneck’ll take a raincheck
on this cybers*x
there’s a newfangled chicken chokin’
for that generation x
well i need me a real live woman
sittin’ on top, d*mn near comin’
i reject cybers*x

well, baby, forget the internet
let’s just go park your pet
i’m gonna catch me some nasty vibes
i don’t wanna be closer to you then tibet
well i ain’t talkin’ micro
and i ain’t talkin’ soft
a bunch of keyboard typin’
don’t get this bubba off
well this redneck’ll take a raincheck
on this cybers*x
there’s a newfangled chicken chokin’
for that generation x
well i need me a real live woman
sittin’ on top, d*mn near comin’
i reject cybers*x
(yeah, get it out of here, get it away from me)

well the solution to this conundrum
is to find a cure for aids
and you computer nerd m*st*rbators
one day might get laid

well i’m lookin’ through your windows
and i can see your variable font
postcards from the king
that’s the only mail i want
well, i don’t wanna log on
save my login
wanna point & cl!ck my joystick
in the silicone valley of sin

let me tell you, baby
well this redneck’ll take a raincheck
on this cybers*x
there’s a newfangled chicken chokin’
for that generation x
well i need me a real live woman
sittin’ on top, d*mn near comin’
i reject cybers*x
(i don’t like it nowhere)
i don’t want no cybers*x
it reminds me of the evil soap effect
you never seen malcolm x do the cybers*x, now, did you?
i don’t care if i get herpes simplex, i don’t want no cybers*x
i’m in the vortex of love, baby

- mojo nixon and the toadliquors lyrics

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