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i gotta crazy wife - mojo nixon and the toadliquors lyrics

i gotta crazy wife
i gotta crazy wife
i gotta crazy wife

gotta crazy wife (i gotta crazy wife)
gotta crazy wife (i gotta crazy wife)

she can never find her keys
every week she’s got a new disease
she don’t remember the movies that she sees

gotta crazy wife (i gotta crazy wife)
gotta crazy wife (i gotta crazy wife)

she invented sweaternomics
she likes to drink a lot of gin & tonics
she tried a diet once of nothin’ but high colonics

gotta crazy wife (i gotta crazy wife)
gotta crazy wife (i gotta crazy wifе)

she likes to read about еxercise
while she’s eatin’ up eskimo pies
she don’t care about the other guys
it’s just me she wants to terrorize
(i gotta crazy wife)
i gotta crazy wife
i gotta crazy wife
i gotta crazy wife

gotta crazy wife (i gotta crazy wife)
yes, let me tell you about it, brothers (i gotta crazy wife)
baby, can you hear me?

some of y’all say
that it might be me
driving her to the brink of insanity
she’s a half*jew yankee
but, man, i don’t care
she’s the one for me
and her name is adaire

her car is a movin’ purse
she clips coupons and what’s worse
she baked a waterless cake and it burst into flames
flames, flames of love

(i gotta crazy wife)
i gotta crazy wife
i gotta crazy wife
i wouldn’t cut out on her
i gotta crazy wife (i gotta crazy wife)
gotta crazy wife (i gotta crazy wife)
gotta crazy (i gotta crazy wife)
i gotta, i gotta
i gotta crazy wife (came at me with a knife)
(came at me with a knife)
hey baby, i’m just kidding, it’s just a song
no reason to be upset (i gotta crazy wife)
please put the knife down (i gotta crazy wife)
please put the knife down
can you hear me?
i beseech you

honey, them’s just jokes
i mean, i just did this for the guys
it’s okay, calm down
calm down!

- mojo nixon and the toadliquors lyrics

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