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how i stole scott cawthon's jacket - mori mortimer lyrics

i took a trip down to texas
where i never thought i’d go
but i was on a mission this christmas
to knock on old scott cawthon’s door
he welcomed me in with a kind smile
a merry twinkle in his eye
but before i could open my mouth
he said something that almost made me cry
he said…

“andrew isn’t in the games
and miketrap’s f*cking true
i’m bringing back fnaf ar
and willcare is canon, too
i never cared about the games
they’re fiction, through and through
and by the way? kelsey’s the golden freddy spirit
and i never cared about andrew!”

doobe*doobe doot*doot*doobe
deet*dat deet*dat doh

now i was flabbergasted to hear
scott cawthon say such things
willcare is canon on christmas?
oh my goddavid. that stings
so i knew i had but one course of action
as december snow began to fall
i rolled up my sleeves and began to prepare
for an all*out freddy fazbrawl
scott looked me in the eyes
his smug joy turned to fear
he could tell this fazmas day
wouldn’t be anything like last year’s
my fists, they flew like donner and blitzen
and scott was knocked out cold
and i took one small prize
what you see before your eyes
this jacket is what i stole

merry fazmas

- mori mortimer lyrics

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