merry bloody xmas - mr. strange lyrics
“silent night, holy night…”
[intro]
it’s that time of year
impending doom is near
it’s christmas again…
[pre*chorus]
oh, it’s christmas time
oh, it’s christmas time
f*ck your mistletoe and wine
[verse 1]
santa claus, suck my b*lls
sod the queen and b*ll*cks to it all
it’s misery, but we pretend tho
the kids are being sh*ts ‘cuz they didn’t get the new nintendo
[chorus]
it’s christmas time and everyone’s crying
no one is having fun
it’s christmas day, can you feel my pain?
where’s the gun, i’m done
[post*chorus]
oh, it’s christmas time
f*ck your mistletoe and wine
[verse 2]
christmas morn, we’re all in debt
the credit card’s maxed and thе bailiff’s next
jingle bells, wеlcome to h*ll
i really hope the turkey’s not making that smell
[verse 3]
oh lord, give me strength
to look impressed when i open my presents
a body spray set and reindeer socks
i’ll slap you round the face with your cheap*ass chocolates
[chorus]
it’s christmas time and everyone’s crying
no one is having fun
it’s christmas day, can you feel my pain?
where’s the gun, i’m done
it’s christmas time…
[bridge]
dear god, just let it end
everyone’s drunk and arguing again
k!ll me now, the in*laws are here
gotta pretend we don’t hate each other for one day a year
[chorus]
it’s christmas time and everyone’s crying
no one is having fun
it’s christmas day, can you feel my pain?
where’s the gun, i’m done
[outro]
i think the cat’s shat in my slippers again
and maybe the turkey
keep the kids away from uncle bob
he’s a little bit odd, we’ve heard the rumours
nan passed out after watching the queen’s speech
clutching her copy of the daily mail
if i hear one more argument i’m gonna brick you in the face
then bury you in the back garden
i’ll be off to the charity shop tomorrow with all my sh*t presents
now you can all f*ck off until next year
merry bl**dy christmas
b*st*rds, the lot of ya!
it’s christmas time
it’s christmas time
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