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poop-d - my toilet is clogged lyrics

yo yo yo yo
b*tch, i took some cathartics
now my intestines are sick
my ass is firing out endless streams of sh*t
yo yo yo yo
b*tch, i took some cathartics
now my intestines are sick
my ass is firing out endless streams of sh*t

my ass is in constant motion
i’m sh*tting out a f*cking ocean
of sh*t and p*ss and emotion
it’s like an explosion
comin’ outta my ass
i’m sh*tting so fast
it’s like a gun blast
i hope this don’t last
i feel like imma die
i’m gonna f*cking cry
my sh*t just f*cking flies
there’s sh*t on my thighs
there’s sh*t on my b*lls
there’s sh*t on the walls
there’s sh*t on my legs
now i can’t have seggs
i needa eat some eggs
why the f*ck did i take those laxatives?
i’m such a f*cking tard
i shoulda just let my sh*t stay hard
but instead i’m blowing up my toilet
all this sh*t is gonna destroy it
and i really don’t enjoy it
and i really can’t avoid it
why the f*ck did i take those laxatives?
i’m such a f*cking tard
i shoulda just let my sh*t stay hard
but instead i’m blowing up my toilet
all this sh*t is gonna destroy it
and i really don’t enjoy it
and i really can’t avoid it

where the f*ck is constipation when you need it?
i’m stuck on the toilet and all i do is sh*t
i’m sh*tting so much my ass is gonna split
i f*cking quit, i don’t wanna f*cking exist
i wanna f*cking k!ll myself
this sh*t is making my life h*ll
’cause i can’t stop the poo
i’m forever stuck going number 2
i’m sh*tting so much i’m turning blue
my ass needs some super glue
i’m forever stuck in the loo
and there’s nothing i can do
why the f*ck did i take those laxatives?
i’m such a f*cking tard
i shoulda just let my sh*t stay hard
but instead i’m blowing up my toilet
all this sh*t is gonna destroy it
and i really don’t enjoy it
and i really can’t avoid it
why the f*ck did i take those laxatives?
i’m such a f*cking tard
i shoulda just let my sh*t stay hard
but instead i’m blowing up my toilet
all this sh*t is gonna destroy it
and i really don’t enjoy it
and i really can’t avoid it

- my toilet is clogged lyrics

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