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what a pleasant journey - mystery science theater 3000 lyrics

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[joel]
hey cambot, can you do that music again?
yeah, good
h*llo, ladies and gentleman, mah name is joel robinson, and nothin’ sets my heart a’wanderin’ like the sound of a train whistle. tom?

[tom]
the call to the open road, the urge to chuck all and hop on a freight train is one of the most romantic notions of this century. crow?

[crow]
that’s why we’ve decided to write our own train songs. we hope it brings out the same traveling vagabond, everywhere*i*hang*my*hat*is*home spirit in you. joel, if you will?

[joel]
thank you, crow t. guthrie

i hear that train comin’
comin’ round the hill
i hope that is my train
i better check my schedule
oops, that was the train to appleton
but it’s going to circle pines
and i’ve about got twenty minutes to k!ll
it’s a good thing i brought some magazines
tom?

[tom]
been ridin’ on this old train
been ridin’ it all night
i think i’ll go to the club car
and get myself a bite
mm, this tuna melt sammich really tastes quite nice
oh, got sesame seeds in the bun!

’cause it comes with cole slaw and a pickle
and i must say it’s reasonably priced
crow?

[crow]
the 5:15 from duluth
oh my! it just derailed!
the toxic waste is spillin’
the conductor’s been impaled
a benzine cloud has risen
and the whole town’s startin’ to cough
within in a matter of daaaaaaays
all of our skin will fall off

[tom]
i’m gonna pick one now…

[joel]
okay. uh, well, ya know….uh…cambot! could you… you know, guys, i**uh**i get the feeling we’re not really cut out to do train songs, after all. i really think that being who we are in sp*ce, and all, we’re a lot better suited at singing about being…

[all]
in cars!

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