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a spitta spotted (skit) - mystro lyrics

[dialogue * ?, mystro]
welcome back boys and girls
if you come over here with me…
we’ll just*
crikey! crikey…
i haven’t seen one of these in the outback before
fat income[?], look at the size of him
it’s a natural born spitta, can you believe it!?
haven’t seen one of these in years
very rare to see one of these out of his natural habitat
now if we get closer, just have a* have a look at the beer bottles around him
fat income[?], you wake onе of these up, they’ll takе your head off
if you look at his particular jaw structure we know he’s one of the stronger members of the species
i wonder how many mcs have been eaten with those jaws
we’ll just have a* have a look over here at these droppings
we can see parts* remains of other mcs that he’s eaten last night for dinner
now this type of natural born spitta is liable to spit some venom at us so we’re going to have to stay a safe distance
hey on boys and girls, hey on[?]
gonna have to get back a bit, it looks like he’s waking up
who the h*ll is this man?
you’re alright fella, you’re all right mate, alright mate
what’s with all the cameras and all that, man?
we’re not gonna hurt ya, we just wanna have a look
what’re all these lights?
hey on guys, hey on[?]
what’re you all filming me for?
looking at what, looking at what?
he’s coming towards me guys
wha* what you filming me for man?
he looks like he’s getting ready to spit
what, like am i some f*ckin’ animal or som’ like that, man?
easy big fella, back off, we’re just having a look
having a look at what, looking at what? looking at what?
just having a look
struth[?], boys and girls
i ain’t no animal, nah
looks like he’s tryna engage me
ey man, ey, who wants to battle, man? where’s my mic at, man, i’ll battle all of you right now
once ounce of that venom from his spit could end us all, guys
tell ya what, i’ve been chased by a rhino
i swear i’ll take you
been in the sand with some deadly scorpions
ey move the camera out my face
wrestled with a crocodile and a bear at the same time
who wants to battle! come at me, i’ll take all of you!
but i’m not f*cking around with a natural born spitta that’s it guys, i’m outta here
f*ck this mate, i quit

- mystro lyrics

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