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turtle woman - national lampoon lyrics

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i met you at the sideshow at the fair
the sign said, “turtle woman – please beware”
but i went inn and i just had to stare
turtle woman, i love you – i don’t care

the people were throwing pennies at your sh-ll
but they couldn’t hurt your feelings, i could tell
i asked you out to dine and you said, “swell”
turtle woman, i saw you and i fell

we ate and started dancin’ cheek to cheek
next to your friends, the bearded lady and the geek
when you take me in your flippers i grow weak
turtle woman, when i’m near you i can’t speak

that day in june was to be our wedding day
you couldn’t wear a gown but, what the hey
i don’t care what those gossips say
turtle woman, you stole my heart away

things were about as good as they would get
but nothin’ last forever, that’s what you said
when i say you with another i turned red
how could you fall in love with a pinhead?

- national lampoon lyrics

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