
story of mouthwashing (mouthwashing parody song) - newtulpar dubs lyrics
[intro]
whoa*oh*oh*oh*ohhhh*oh*oh*ohhh*oh*oh*oh
story of mouthwashing
i crashed the tulpar
ignored our radar
curly lost his arms
story of mouthwashing
[verse 1]
i haul for express delivery
i got a job from our captain curly
my name’s jimmy
this game is all about me
anya’s our nurse, she checks our psyche
then curly’s birthday, company’s bankruptcy
a tragedy
it’s the end of our journey
[pre*chorus]
should i take responsibility?
or should i end this trip early?
i’m feeling evil, think i’ll k!ll them all…
[chorus]
now that i’m our new captain
nothing bad is ever gonna happen
(whoa*oh*oh*oh*ohhhh)
we can do this, daisuke swansea and me
because i can fix anything
[bridge]
anya’s locked inside
has she lost her mind
daisuke’s in a bind
i’m drinking mouthwash
[verse 2]
the new intеrn, he’s innocent
i made him go into thе vent
i won’t repent
it was all an accident
first it’s anya, then daisuke
seems like nothing wants to go my way
i’m sure there’s someone i can save
[pre*chorus]
should i get the gun?
and get the job done?
i think i’ll get rid of that old guy…
[chorus]
now that i’m our new captain
nothing bad is ever gonna happen
(whoa*oh*oh*oh*ohhhh)
now it’s only swansea and me
he’s really mad about daisuke
whoa*oh*oh*oh*ohhhh*oh*oh*ohhh*oh*oh*oh
story of mouthwashing
whoa*oh*oh*oh*ohhhh*oh*oh*ohhh*oh*oh*oh
story of mouthwashing
[bridge]
someone stop swansea
he is chasing me
trapped him in utility
this is mouthwashing
[verse 3]
vent maze, horse chase
talked with curly in sp*ce
i am gonna die
if i drink more mouthwash
a crew of five, only two left alive
i’m going nuts, controlling curly’s guts
polle can speak, there’s a horse centipede
i hope this hurts
this is mouthwashing!
[chorus]
now that it’s only curly and i
i’m pretty hungry i’m not gonna lie
(whoa*oh*oh*oh*ohhhh)
even though i lost all my pay
i’m still gonna save the day
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