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dead lizards - noodleboi lyrics

[verse 1]
*grunts* ooh, f*ck
my flow go off like how demi should lay off the heroin
when it comes to p*ssy, motherf*cker, i got a pair of them
now don’t get too confused i’m just talking about my f*cking pets
while you’re sitting watching guys f*ck each other while you wet the bed
you have your mother change the sheets every day or once a week
cause all you do is watch cartoons, hate women, and beat your tiny meat
so sit the f*ck down before i put your ass to sleep
so i can down all the xannies and put my own brain to sleep
all these cops think that they have authority
just becausе they got a badge, they pick on minoritiеs
well, these motherf*ckers better watch their sass
cause i’m gonna f*ck them in the ass with some tear gas (ok, dude chill out for a second, jeez)
sorry, i didn’t mean to get political
but for real, this sh*t needs to stop, it makes me cynical
society has gone to f*cking h*lls
it’s been happening for years but your dumbass could never tell

[hook]
motherf*cker, motherf*cker
motherf*cker, motherf*cker

[verse 2]
now moving on, back to f*cking your grandma
she got the dementia so she’ll think that i’m your f*cking grandpa
cooter more dry than your dm’s, she asking to see my b*lls even though she’s already seen them
i’m spitting facts like i’m vsauce
give your girl my sack as a gift, call my ass santa claus
well, i’m more like jack frost
cause i got all of this ice and i f*ck your girl with no cost
and then i find a half j*panese girl
she spinning on my d*ck like an uzumaki swirl
naruto ain’t got sh*t when it comes to slurping on v*g*n*
eat it like some ramen noodles, but i’ll treat it like fine china
she smacked me in the face like i was tryna
eat that ass, it’s true but she gotta line up
i got some other sh*t to do, got a few memes to make
so why don’t you go f*ck off and go find yourself a sh*t to take

- noodleboi lyrics

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