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"walk of shame" — a simon and garfunkel parody - not literally lyrics

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h*llo daylight, my old friend
i’ve gone and done it yet again
and in the early morning light i see
a hufflepuff boy sleeping next to me
last night he seemed cute but now i’m thinking i was cursed
but it gets worse
it’s time to take the walk of shame

and from his creaky bed i creep
oh merlin’s beard please stay asleep
the dungeon’s never seemed so far away
i haven’t brushed my t**th since yesterday
what i left in his room might make this my last hurrah: my wonder bra
i must regret this walk of shamе

i see a prefect on the stair
i can’t avoid hеr knowing glare
and i see figures moving through the fog
the quidditch team out for their morning jog
then a gust of wing comes and blows my skirt over my ears
the whole team cheers
they know my past walks of shame

but now i’m home so i don’t care
i brush the sandwich from my hair
as i approach my bed i hear a snore
my roommate’s in it with some gryffindor
how thick her b*tterbeer goggles must have been
to sleep with him
his turn to take the walk of shame

- not literally lyrics

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