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draining the lizard (live at marscon) - nuclear bubble wrap lyrics

“one, two, three, four.”

[verse 1 (jace mclain)]
dumbledore died a pretty long while ago
but his followers mourn to this day
a tragic event, we wish that he didn’t go
then we later found out that he was g*y
well, i was d*cking around outside the castle grounds
then i found the beloved man’s grave
so, to pay my respects, i set some flowers out
and i watered them in my own special way

[chorus (jace mclain, timothy crist)]
i’m draining the lizard on a dead g*y wizard
slight chance of rain for our headmaster today
i’m leaking the schwartz upon the master of hogwarts
i’m p*ssing on dumbledore’s grave

[verse 2 (jace mclain)]
dumbledore’s memory will be in our dreams
well, we always knew that he was number one
and though i’m washing those memories away in a stream
there are many good things that he has done
if your day was a drought, he’d always help you out
with a golden shine from within
he would come to your side at each catastrophe
so you’re safe from the danger ur*ine
[chorus (jace mclain, timothy crist)]
i’m draining the lizard on a dead g*y wizard
the chamber of secrets sprung a small leak today
i’m making an ocean with a magical potion
i’m p*ssing on dumbledore’s grave

[bridge (jace mclain, timothy crist)]
this act i’m committing seems so perfect and fitting
and it feels so good to pour these feelings out
as he sits and decays, i’m feeling pretty okay
besides a shower’s one thing he’s gone too long without
from the land of the free, to france where they say “oui, oui”
they say i’m doing something awful, and wrong
but though a great flood of people might be p*ssed off at me
at least they’re not getting p*ssed on

[chorus (jace mclain, timothy crist)]
i’m draining the lizard on a dead g*y wizard
they’re speaking in p*rs*ltongue to whip out the snake
i’m whizzing the wand to make a magical pond
and i’m p*ssing on dumbledore’s grave
i’m draining the lizard on a dead g*y wizard
i can hear rowling bawling, i still won’t behave
i’m baptizing the phoenix using my full petrenis
and i’m p*ssing on dumbledore’s grave
(everybody!)
i’m draining the lizard on a dead g*y wizard
it’s the first wand unleashed on him since his dying day
i’m nearly a muggle, but i can someone a puddle
and in case you were pee*occupied and didn’t hear me
i’m p*ssing on dumbledore’s grave
“yea.”

- nuclear bubble wrap lyrics

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