all i want for christmas is glue - obscurest vinyl lyrics
all i want for christmas is glue
i’m up on your roof, totally nude
i thought i’d surprise you, covered in glue
i fell down your chimney, now i’m stuck—
cryin’ face down… ass up
you and your man, having a night
exchanging gifts by the firelight
you lit up the flames, i lost my grip
i heard you scream, “what the sh*t!?”
[chorus]
ho ho ho! what did i do?
all i want for christmas is glue
ho ho ho! what did i do?
all i want for christmas is glue…and you
ohhh father christmasi need a hand
i glued these bellsto my b*tthole again!
the glue exploded, exposed to the flame
now my b*lls, ass, and face will never be the same!
[chorus]
ho ho ho! what did i do?
all i want for christmas is glue
ho ho ho! what did i do?
all i want for christmas is glue…and you
your man started beating me with a log
i screamed and begged for him to stop!
he said, “what do you want from us?”
i saw the shadow of my wiener and said, “that’s what’s up!”
[chorus]
ho ho ho! what did i do?
all i want for christmas is glue
ho ho ho! what did i do?
all i want for christmas is glue…and you
..but mostly glue
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