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i tried to play alliance - palette-swap ninja lyrics

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“well, as an exalted druid, it would be a bit surprising if a tauren like me played alliance. where’s my kodo? kodo?”

it started as a notion
a natural curiosity
despite my horde devotion
there’s lots of other quests to see
i tried to play alliance
and failed my guildmates darn-ssus miserably
i got lost in ironforge (tried to play alliance)
all this dwarf machinery (bearded wee alliance)

and so i made a warlock
a gnome is what i chose to be
no taller than a murloc
and everyone made fun of me
i tried to play alliance
the pink hair isn’t helping me

i heard we lost wintergrasp (fighting as alliance)
we might never get it back (dying as alliance)

i made a draenei shaman
their tentacles look weird to me
and humans are too common
i thought this was a fantasy
why would i play alliance
and night elf ears are too floppy
“good heavens, miss jaina proudmoore, you’re beautiful!”

hey
i don’t believe it, i started up again!
i’m in northshire abbey and i can’t find anything!
full of noobs and fires and blackrock orcs
i need a mana potion
but

but now they have the worgen
the race that i was born to be
reminds me of my tauren
cause werewolves look like horde to me
now i can play alliance
i’m not a furry…

- palette swap ninja lyrics

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