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shoplifting clothes - paul simon lyrics

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vampires
din din din din
shopliftin clothes
din din din din
shopliftin clothes
din din din din din din
well i believe it’s that time of year when i shop for clothes
well i believe it’s that time of year when i shop for clothes
tells you how far your hard earned money goes

clerk #1
come on in, boys. get yourself a better view. have a look around. see if anything appeals to you. we got a sale right now

clerk #2
you buy one, you get two

clerk #1
just look at the way that fabric drapes your legs. now imagine that in a size 6 and a 12 inch leg. women see you coming, they’ll get down on their knees and beg!

vampires
well i believe it’s that time of year when i shop for clothes
well i believe it’s that time of year when i shop for clothes
tells you how far your hard earned money goes

clerk #2
we’re featuring the ivy league look. it’s conservative
clerk #1
but cool
clerk #2
yes and with the proper v collar – woah! – now you’re breaking all the rules! how about a shark skin suit? shines just like a jewel

clerk #1
if it’s a hat you require, let me show you one of our stingy brims. here, check yourself out in the mirror. this shipment just come in
clerk #2
man, that hat is you!
clerk #1
that hat is him

clerk #2
oh, sorry my man, but the cape is not for sale. i’ve got a shipment coming in any day now, via the air mail. yes, this item is going to be very fashionable, come the fall

vampires
well i believe it’s that time of year when i shop for clothes
well i believe it’s that time of year when i shop for clothes
tells you how far your hard earned money goes

- paul simon lyrics

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