the pez portal - peanut, tree nut, & gluten free lyrics
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you know the nether portals from minecraft
well i made one made out of pez
and when i lit the center i swear
i heard a voice that seemed to have said
“you have freed me from my slumber
a thousand years in the garden of pez delights
i will grant you three wishes
but beware, they may give you a fright”
i asked for pez
he gave it to me
i asked for more pez
he didn’t seem to agree but he gave me some
and then i asked for power and a cult of personality
a functioning society that only lived to idol me
he said “i can’t do that is it cool if i give you more pez?”
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